He Never Looked Up at Breakfast, So I Served Him Papers novel · Chapter 5 of 24
Chapter 5: On a Retreat
By Friday morning the video had two million views.
I found out from Dot, who held her phone up over the counter before I had my tea.
"Look at the comments, hon."
I looked.
"Fourteen years and he can't say her middle name."
"The wife said she doesn't even like diet soda."
"Somebody get that woman a lawyer and a medal."
I scrolled until my thumb hurt.
Nobody had my name yet, only "the wife in the diner."
That would not last.
Seth put a plate of toast in front of me, and for a moment his hand stopped near mine.
"Eat," he said. "You haven't been eating enough."
I took a bite.
I had been eating enough for two, though he did not know that.
At nine the diner television, which Dot kept on mute behind the pie case, flashed a banner.
LOCAL FAVORITE: AUTHOR STUART HARMON LIVE.
"Turn it up," I said.
Dot found the remote and pressed the button.
Stuart sat on a yellow studio couch next to a smiling host in a bright blue blazer.
He wore the good navy jacket again.
His eyes were red, and I knew he had practiced that look in the mirror.
"Stuart, we have to ask about the video that's going around," the host said.
"I know." He nodded gravely and took a long breath. "It's very painful. That video was taken without my knowledge in a private moment."
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