I Wrote Him Savage Reviews, Now He Thinks They're Love Letters novel · Chapter 18 of 24
Chapter 18: The Library Pays Out
The manor library had four walls of books, a ladder on a rail, and a press officer's deadline.
Dorian had taken the deadline personally.
"They want a quotation," he said.
"For the poster. One adjective from Seventh Row, about the staircase, to print under my face."
"I am not Seventh Row any more."
"You are on every banner in Hereford," said Dorian.
"Please. Just the adjective."
Kit sat at the long table with the rest of his lunch and a pencil.
He had not looked directly at Dorian since the step.
It was easier than it sounded, if the other man would only stop being tall.
"Devastating," said Dorian, hopefully.
"No."
"It was in the review," said Dorian.
"It was not. You've put it in my mouth.
"I wrote that it was the best acting in the series. That is a ranking. It is not a mood."
"Moving?" said Dorian.
"That tells the reader how to feel, and the staircase doesn't. It lets him."
"Affecting," said Dorian.
"Affecting is moving in a waistcoat."
"Magnificent," said Dorian.
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