I Wrote Him Savage Reviews, Now He Thinks They're Love Letters novel · Chapter 20 of 24
Chapter 20: Whom, Revised
Dorian woke at four with a conviction and no stickers.
The conviction was simple.
Thirty-two reviews sat behind a card divider in a binder labelled Correspondence, and they had no gold tabs, because he had filed them under Impostors.
He sat up in bed with the binder on his knees and took out his fountain pen.
He crossed out Impostors.
He wrote underneath it, in capitals, THE REAL ONES.
It looked wrong, and then it looked less wrong, and then he saw that the divider itself was the trouble.
He would have to tab every page.
The roll of gold stickers on the desk was empty, because he had spent it on the eighty.
He dressed in the dark and went downstairs.
The landlady was already up, standing in the kitchen in a quilted dressing gown, counting eggs.
"I wonder," said Dorian, "if you have anything gold and sticky."
She considered him.
Then she opened a drawer and produced a sheet of stars, left over from a grandchild's school.
Each star was gold and shone beautifully, and each said, in curly letters across its middle, SUPER!
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