UpNextDrama · Free serialized drama — one more episode.

Oops, My Online Ex Is the Mafia Don novel · Chapter 17 of 32

Chapter 17: Lunch With the Underboss

"Don't go," Bernie said from the sofa.

She was sitting up in the dark with her ponytail half down, reading the text over my shoulder.

"He's offering lunch."

"He's offering lunch the way a spider offers a nap."

I typed back:

"Where?"

The answer came almost immediately.

He'd been waiting for it.

I didn't sleep.

I wrote instead, on Bernie's kitchen table, under the knocking radiator.

The real chapter fifteen.

It opened with my heroine saying "No" to a man in a doorway.

No weather.

No semicolons.

At five in the morning I sent it to the one reader who read first, because I'd initialed it on page two and I keep my terms.

His answer came in four minutes.

"Made me laugh twice. Page three and page seven. Your commas are untouched."

Then, a minute later: "Are you safe?"

I didn't answer that one.

I posted the chapter at six.

The restaurant was an old red-sauce place on Ninth Street with gold wallpaper and signed photos of singers nobody under sixty could name.

Raimondo had the back booth.

The rest of this chapter is part of the paid portion of the series. Chapters 1–16 of Oops, My Online Ex Is the Mafia Don are free to read — start from the beginning, then unlock the rest with coins in the app.

← Chapter 16 · All chapters · Chapter 18 →

Want to keep talking to characters like these? Chat with AI romance characters: AI Boyfriend · AI Girlfriend · Dark Romance · Fantasy Romance · BL (Boys’ Love) · Billionaire Boyfriend · Mafia Boyfriend · Possessive Boyfriend · Hockey Boyfriend · Older Boyfriend · K-Drama Boyfriend · Anime Boyfriend · Vampire Boyfriend · Werewolf Boyfriend · Demon Boyfriend · Fae Romance · GL (Girls’ Love) · Anime Girlfriend · Goth & Alt Girlfriend · Gamer Girlfriend · Tsundere Girlfriend · Fantasy Girlfriend